Career?

Lately I have been going back and forth on what I want to do for a career. I never really put much thought into what the future would hold as a teenagerkinda been a "go with the flow" person. In high school they'd try and get you to think about what you would want to do when you "grow up", well I was too busy with not caring or taking them serious. Here I am 27 without a good work history. I've worked mostly in bakeries and I enjoyed it, I wanted to get into decorating cakes. That never really worked out. Then I've thought about being a social worker or helping teenagers, as bad as it sounds I don't want to go to school for the next ten years! And I don't know if I could handle seeing some of the conditions that kids are in. I wanted to join the military...but leaving my family would be devastating for me. I wouldn't mind being a Police Officer but...when I think of the pros and cons the cons win...being shot at, or losing control of a situation...terrifying. My last interest is being a make-up artist I can barely do my own now...lol...I want to learn though but is there a demand for it? Would I even make any money doing it without moving to the east or west coast? Ugh...Poor Beau has to listen to my ever changing mind. I just haven't found that one thing that says YES!!! THAT'S IT!!! I'm going to have to go back to work and I am not looking forward to going to a minimum wage, crap job.